Olivia-isms

So I know I have SOOOO MUCH blogging to catch up on... but Liv's just tooo funny! This was our convo like 2 minutes ago haha:

Me: Guess What?! Gigi (Aunt Meg) is coming over and we're gonna have a..... (waiting gingerly for her response)
Olivia: A BABY!!!!!
Me: No... A PIZZA PARTY!

oh dear lol!

Latest in Olivianess!

Olivia: "Mom, I know! We should have 2 boys and 2 girls!"
Me: "We should? Where?"
Olivia: "In our house!"
Me: "Where are we going to get the other girl and boy from?"
Olivia: "Ummm... from the baby store!"

She's such a ham! Honestly... where does she think of this?

Hinting at something?

So I will post and update you on my life in a little bit, but I thought I'd share Liv's latest words of wisdom. (this happened like 2 minutes ago as we were walking up the stairs)

Liv: Mommy, there's a lot of room in your tummy.
Me: There is?
Liv: Yup!
Me: There's a lot of room for what?
Liv: For kids!

You think she's hinting at something? haha... and just to make sure we're all clear on this... NO I am not pregnant!

a madnagass!

Liv (wearing one shoe and holding a chew toy and a handful of grass): Mom... can you help me make a madnagass?
Me: A what?
Liv: A madnagass!
Me: I don't know what that is... What are you saying?
Liv: I need to make a madnagass!
Me: What's is it for? I don't know what that is honey.
Liv: It's to look for clues!
Me: Oh.. a magnifying glass?
Liv: Yes! A madnagass!
Me: Well, why do you need to look for clues? What are you looking for?
Liv: My other croc!
Me: I'm sorry hun, we can't make a magnifying glass out of grass.
Liv: Yes you can! see! (as she places her treasure in a pile on the lawn)